Gifties for the election

I am a HUGE fan of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild. They sell very clever political/philosophical/religious gifts. I have their Freudian Slippers:


And my Albert Einstein doll:
As a Fed, I am much more restricted on what I can display/use regarding my political views. But let's just say that I can't decide which set of "Axis of Evil" finger puppets I want for my desk:

Set I: Kim Jong Il, Khamenei, Saddam and George W.

Set II: Condi, Cheney, Bush and Rumsfeld