You know when you're sitting around the lady doctor's office, half-naked, waiting for the doc to come in?
Inevitably you're there for 20 minutes, it's cold, and they never have any magazines besides Prevention.
But no matter how bored you are, NEVER, EVER read the booklet "Gynological Cancers."
I now know what my new nightmare will be.
I assuaged my fears after my appointment by buying a new pair of black, high heel sandals. Phew.
I'm back... I think...
6 years ago