Schafenfreude

So, like the rest of America, I couldn't wait to watch the new season of Jon & Kate Plus 8.

I have to tell you, I really really can't stand Jon and Kate. But they have adorable bebes, so I had to watch the trainwreck that would be their first separate interviews.

They are sooo getting divorced.

Yes, it's sad for the kids. But honestly? The first couple years of the show the parents didn't seem too happy or healthy; maybe they just need to get it over with and d-i-v-o-r-c-e-d.

They bicker constantly, pick on each other in front of the kids, in general, seem put out and put upon in their daily lives. I get it, you have 8 kids. You also have nannies, an army of friends, a personal chef, personal assistants, and a housekeeper. Stop going out on the road, stop partying with 20 year old girls, finish off your TLC contract, and MEND YOUR FAMILY.

There. Phew.

Also, please invest in some melanine dishes. You drive me crazy that you use paper plates for every meal.

Thanks!